Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Torqueo - contemno, evito, exuro, exussum, interficio, interfeci, interfectum, etc.

So, despite the many busy days I have. due to the circumstances, i have to blog this out.

having many homework, assignments and test! too any events as well.

so anyways.....having encountered a serious problem with our youth (or something)
I) if you're drunk, get away from the PC, or anything else. just go straight to your room and sleep
II) if you want to piss someone off, make sure you find the right person or you'll make enemies
III) even jokes have it's limits, DO NOT CROSS THE LIMIT

after a long night of hard partying, two girls got ULTRA high and guess what? they decided to annoy people. being one of the person annoyed, i have come up with some thoughts.


here it is:

THOUGHTS ON TORTURE!!!

The cause(s): Abby Chu and Janice Tan

Methods of torture:
1) Burn them alive

[but before doing that]
2) Rip out their clothes

[and]
3) Hang them out in the hot sun at the 50th floor rooftop fence

[then]
4) Hire people to whip them

[and after whipping them]
5) Pour acid all over their naked body and face

[then]
6) Place two hydrogen tanks near them
6.1-detonate it and let all the gas come out and freeze them

[then]
7) Broadcast them LIVE to the whole world in the BLAZING desert

[after they melt]
8) Throw them in an ultra dark room where no light can enter
8.1-lock them up for 2 weeks
8.2-food will be provided throught a chute
8.3-no light available
8.4-toilets and bedroom at the same place

[after that]
9) Send them for more beating
*and this time*
9.1-with the cat o nine tails
9.2-whip them hard n good
*and after they start to bleed*
9.3-continue beating them silly until 10%-conscious

[then]
10) Make them drink sulphuric acid

[then only]
11) Kill them
11.1-slow
11.2-very slow
11.3-repeat step one(with burning them alive this time) all over again

EXTRA!! BONUS MATERIAL!!!

[but]
[when they are hanged out to dry]
ex) they are free to be raped
ex1.1-F.O.C Free of Charge


now wasn't that refreshing? it sure is....lowers my blood pressure every time i read/think about it.

i'm sure you'll wonder....why did he write this kind of thing?
being a good friend to someone, these two lunatics said one of the worst possible things about him
HOW?----
1.1) over msn while he was away, these two JOKERS came and started to use his msn
1.2) they said he was gay, made it sound so convincing that i believed
1.3) found out that i was tricked
1.4) most hated - they made my friend seem gay, make me waste my breath and TIME!!!!

why??? would i be soooo freaking mad? cos! he was made to see like he was gay! and! I HAVE A HELL LOAD OF FUCKING WORK TO DO!!!!!! FUCK YOU I CANT CONCENTRATE ON MY TEST!!!!

YOU FUCKING BITCHES!!!!! YOU BETTER STAY AWAY FROM ME OR ELSE, THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, i wont do these things but....I WILL PERSONALLY STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH!!!!! SO YOU BETTER FUCKING STAY AWAY FROM ME OR ELSE!!!!!!!

*applause*
Thank you!!! Thank you!!!

P.S.: LISTEN UP YOU ASSHOLES! I'm good when I'm good, but if this kind of thing happens again, YOU ARE DEAD THE NEXT TIME WE MEET!

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